As endless campaigners for all that is right in the world, the fine folks at PenisHero.com have launched a new group at SpreadFirefox.com devoted to educating female strippers about the benefits of the Firefox web browser to their marketing efforts.
Strippers use social networking sites to build their fan bases. Sites like Myspace, Facebook and Xpeeps can offer a fountain of exposure for the savvy stripper, but most of these sites blow chunks in Internet Explorer. IE actually slows down the marketing efforts of hard working strippers. It is for this reason that we feel that strippers should give Firefox a try and join our campaign today (sorry, no guys)!
10 minutes in and they've already deleted our group. Sorry strippers, looks like the fine folks at Firefox would rather you stuck with IE...
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