Monday, December 04, 2006

Botnet Web Mob DDoS Buttholes - You Suck!

The last couple days has seen a couple DDoS (distributed denial of service) attacks on my DNS provider, I find that really, really annoying, so this post is directed at the botnet pushers that launch this kind of crap, and the message is simple:

You suck!

I like EveryDNS, I like their service and I like not having my business go down just because you have a beef with them.

I don't know you, but I hope you get caught, I hope they press charges and I hope I can join a civil suit against you. You're messing with my business, creating extra work for me and generally screwing up my day, so again - you suck!

I don't care if you consider yourself a white hat, black hat, cat in the hat or otherwise. For all I know you could wear a 10 beaver Stetson. I don't care. You suck!

You may think you're a big tough web mobster or you may type 3v3ryth1ng all fucked up like the 12 year old kids on AIM, but really, like many another parasite, you just suck!

I hope you get a lump of coal for Christmas, preferrably flung at your head with some force. You deserve a share of the headache...